idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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inories:

I need time for me, just me, no one else.

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

narwhalstookovertheworld:

nautilopod:

 

to me they seem more beautiful. I like that I can see the stars

sillycarlos:

sillycarlos:

my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life

WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT ISN’T PULLING MY FAMILY TOGETHER

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink