i’m still pissed off about growing up
why would i do something early when i could wait until the last possible second
i want britney spears as president right now
like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.
someone come play with my hair until the future isn’t scary anymore
My son was Joe Rogan for his first Halloween.
THIS DISTURBS ME WHERE DID THEY COME FROM AND WHERE DID THEY GO
WHERE DID THEY COME FROM, COTTON-EYE-JOE
HELP US, COTTON-EYE JOE
how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes
when youtube has ads for horror movies and you can’t skip them
i’m bi but not bi like i’ll have a threesome with you and your girlfriend i’m bi like i’ll steal your girl and fuck your brother