heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

megumiaino:

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

I don't mean to burst your bubble but the tooth fairy doesn't exist.
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breakfastburritoe:

uhhm then how would you explain this documentary???image 

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

moseby:

I have crackers that are wasabi flavoured and gave them to my friends without telling them

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

rrevolutionaries:

[puts head in hands] oh god he’s so attractive

sniffing:

when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up

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netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet